Hello all you lucky Kitty Cats, and welcome to my new impeccably furnished social networking swing-a-ding-dingin' pad. Sit down and take off those oh-so- tight pumps and let me rub them pitties, while I pour you a long tall cocktail. Mmmm that's good.
For ages, cats have stopped me and asked: "How can I be a swing-a-ding-dinger like you?" Well.. You can't. Only I have the "Joie de vivre" to pull off a look as dashing as this. You can only ogle and awe, as you dream of being 1/10th the stallion that I am. But for giggles, I'll show you how I have perfected my "Dapper Gent" smoothness. Perhaps one day, you too can call yourself "dapper", but by that time I will be long dead and rolling in my grave at the very thought.