By Golly, I am tickled pink by the fantastic response and high quality of my readers hair styling abilities. I've taught you well, Grasshoppers. Here are the Three Blue Ribbon Winners:
And being a Man of my Dapper Word, I will march down posthaste, renderings in meathook, and have Roscoe work his magic on my coif. I thank you all!
Good Day, Sirs!