Ah yes... What could be a more appetizing beverage than one named after a particularly disgusting urban sexual legend. While I myself have never had the pleasure of either delivering OR receiving a Dirty Sanchez, I thought it best to concoct a more virtual, yet tasty, experience. Especially enjoy the spicy brown moustache you'll have after drinking this treat!
DIRECTIONS:
3 Parts Kahlua™ Coffee Liquor
1 Part Rot Gut™ Tequila
1 Baby Ruth™ candy bar broken in two
1 Small bowl filled with Little Pepito's Cha Cha Sauce™
Gently invert an Old Fashioned glass into the Cha Cha Sauce bowl, making sure the rim is fully covered.
Turn glass over (some people forget this step) and fill with the Kahlua and Tequila.
Float your Baby Ruth™ fecal imitators on the top of said cocktail.
Offer drink to fellow party goer, saying something to the effect: "I made this one ESPECIALLY for you" and enjoy the show. The burning ring of fire, combined with the large, barely digestible chunks of Baby Ruth, will make for an experience JUST AS delightful as the real thing. Salud!
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